apply bun directly to the forehead
As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.
TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???
hello friend, big cats do the same stupid shit small cats do. every single dumb thing you’ve seen a housecat do, tigers and lions also do thing except they are worse at pulling it off like they meant to do it
i think that stupid tongue thing is cute
I just scrolled down to this and I actually gasped and said “Baby!” out loud so I need to reblog it again.
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK SNAKES ARE CUTE
SNOOOOOOT gonna smooch it
Someone Homestuck this!
Goddamn it Facebook I’m too Homestuck for this.
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You just combined every alphanumerical typing quirk and I could still read it.
Challenge level for ordinary person: Extreme
Challenge level for Homestuck: Moderate
we homestucke’d again
Everyone should really read the stuff that isn’t highlighted as well… She’s saying we should all be treated as equal and that women shouldn’t be each others’ enemies and that body image issues is a universal thing…
tumblr yet again being the most gullible website ever
she was outrageously misquoted in her interview and what she was saying was GROSSLY misinterpreted
go check her twitter oh my god
if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU
i forgot how much i love pixeled art oh my gosh
(if you wanna use this you can but make sure to credit me uwu)
Bold what’s true about you
- I am a male.
- I am a girl.
- I am shorter than 5’4.
- I’ve been told I’m beautiful.
- I have scars
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I want a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my body.
- I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
- I have more than 2 piercings.
- I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
- I have freckles.
- I’ve yelled at someone out of anger.
- I’ve told someone I don’t love them and lied.
- I’m hiding something.
- I’ve sworn at my parents.
- I’ve run away from home.
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- I don’t have a healthy relationship with my mother.
- I don’t have a healthy relationship with my dad.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I’ve been poor.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I’m in school.
- I’ve lost a child.
- I’ve missed a meal.
- I have a job.
- I’ve lived in the same place since I was born.
- I’ve moved a lot.
- I’ve been on the streets.
- I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
- I almost always do/did my homework.
- I’ve missed a week or more of school.
- I failed more than 1 class last year.
- I’ve stolen something from my job.
- I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
- Disney movies still make me cry.
- I’ve peed from laughing.
- I’ve snorted while laughing.
- I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
- I’ve glued my hand to something.
- I’ve had my pants rip in public.
- I was born with a disease/disorder
- I’ve broken a bone.
- I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I had a serious surgery.
- I’ve had chicken pox.
- I’ve had measles.
- I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve gotten lost in my city.
- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve wished on a shooting star.
- I’ve seen a meteor shower.
- I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
- I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
- I’ve been to a casino.
- I’ve played spin the bottle.
- I’ve crashed a car.
- I’ve been skiing.
- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
- I’ve sat on a roof top at night with a boy.
- I’ve ridden in a taxi.
- I’ve eaten sushi.
- I’ve been snowboarding.
- I’m single.
- I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
- I’m in a relationship.
- I miss someone right now.
- I’ve gotten divorced.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve had a crush on a teacher.
- I’ve hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
- I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
- I’ve snuck out of my house.
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world.
- I’ve wanted to die.
- I’ve hated myself.
- I’ve hit myself.
- I’ve cried during the past week.
- I cried yesterday.
- I’m hurting inside.
- I’ve cheated while playing a game.
- I’ve cheated on a test.
- I’ve run a red light.
- I’ve been suspended from school.
- I’ve witnessed a crime.
- I’ve been in a fist fight
- I’ve been arrested.
- I’ve passed out from drinking.
- I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
- I’ve smoked.
- I’ve smoked weed.
- I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
- I’ve popped E.
- I’ve eaten mushrooms.
- I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
- I’ve done hard drugs.
- I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
- I have 3 pills at a time no problem.
- I’ve gone to a psychiatrist.
- I have traumas.
- I have been diagnosed with depression.
- I’ve thought of committing suicide.
- I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
- I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
- I have been anorexic or bulimic.
- I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
- I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
- I’ve woken up crying.
- I have trust issues.
- I’m sensitive.
- I’m insensitive.
- I’ve lied while saying ” I’m fine “.
- I’ve cried with someone.
- I’ve cried because of someone.
- I’ve cried to the person I’ve cried about.
- I’ve cried out of anger.
- I hate funerals.
- I’ve seen someone dying.
- Someone close to me has committed suicide.
- I’ve attempted suicide.
- I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
- I own over 5 rap CDs.
- I hide my feelings from a person every day.
- I own an iPod or MP3 Player.
- I collect comic books.
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this